Soooo... What's happenin hot stuff??

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Recently arrived via south of the border, the "Migra" tried to catch me, but I was more sneaky than they are, climbed on top of a tall cactus and they never saw me there. Ended up a little more prickly than when I first got there, but it was all good. A coyote wanted $5,000.00 just to get me across safe, but I said "Nah!", I was too broke and they guy looked suspicious.

A few hours later, another coyote showed up, this one was not much of a talker, but didn't ask for any money, so I decided to follow him. A few hours later we met with a few of his buddies and continued. After a while I began to see some lights, so I knew I was close to a town or city. My buddies left me there and went hunting havalinas while I made my way here. 

Looking forward to make lots of friends and share Taco Tuesday with you! ...That's a thing here, right??

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I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about but it seems to me that you've got an interesting story going on there. Maybe you should start writing.